Your mw2 funniest moments so far

erniebert1 · 18-11-2009, 2:12 PM

Have seen alot of funny things in the short time playing this game but something happened last night which made me laugh.

I killed a guy last night seconds after he used insertion but the plonker had martyrdom on. When he respawned seconds later his own martyrdom killed him

Poised_Anomaly · 18-11-2009, 2:16 PM

Now that is funny ha

Blackbolt360 · 18-11-2009, 2:22 PM

Couple of things really.

On first night of playing, myself and 3 other randoms on my team came across an enemy wielding a riot shield. Naturally we unloaded on him but not a scratch. So in perfect sync, all 4 of us threw grenades down at the shield guys feet. The guy was wiped out. So I said "out of interest, what is the best way to deal with shield guys?" to which one of the 3 responded "Well that worked pretty well!" Had me chuckling for a while.

Also last night when i was been chased on Underpass. I heard him chasing me and could see now friendly behind me on the radar, so I thought he's going for a knife kill, must be. So I turned the corner and there was a small tuft of plants, so I dived in and went prone. The guy rounded the corner and ran straight past me, I darted up and started running after him, after about 50 feet, he stopped, turned around and I stabbed him and killed him, while saying "Now the hunter becomes the hunted!" Quite enjoyed that one.

mc_chuckles · 18-11-2009, 2:23 PM

some one went to push me off the edge on highrise with a riot shield so i side stepped them and they went running off the edge...FAIL hahah

Mr H Shingles · 18-11-2009, 2:23 PM

hahaha

I still laugh at the old knife dance.

When you run into an enemy and both spend about 10 seconds trying to knife each other in some bizarre kind of dance type thing. Even funnier when you both run out of ammo and purely have to rely on the knife for that exact moment.

Pinky Floyd · 18-11-2009, 2:27 PM

Suicide by Care Package.

Yeah, I said 'CARE' package.

Stream62 · 18-11-2009, 2:27 PM

On the sub base one...

..i came round a corner to encounter an enemy guy throwing a flash bang, as it went off i lay down behind a crate I was near and threw my semtex at him.

As the flash cleared I say him running past me and thinking that he must have missed me i started to stand up and as i was standing I noticed my semtex stuck to the crate I was hiding behind.......

Sid skills · 18-11-2009, 2:33 PM

Maybe not so funny,but i had to laugh at a guy in Quarry.
He was a sniper and camped next to a building and he used Tactical Insertion inside the building.
I killed him once and he was right next to me in seconds,so i shot him again.By pure luck i ran into the building and seen him respawning.
Between me checking round the building and returning to kill him 11 times inside a few minutes,he finally caught on and stopped

BigRoj · 18-11-2009, 2:36 PM

Last night on Afghan right at the back of the level where there are two red barrels. I armed the M4A1 to Grenade launch, aimed at the barrels just as TWO enemies were running past, then BOOM!!Both bodies went flying over the cliff! I was laughing like a little girl for about 5 minutes!!! If only you could save replays!!

BamBamMickey · 18-11-2009, 2:37 PM

I watched a guy harrass and follow one of his own teammates on a whole map level.
It was very funny as when he respawned he would try to find him again and again and again.
Couple of us got double kills out of it on a few occasions.

qwerty321 · 18-11-2009, 2:43 PM

I called in a care package and was waiting for it. A team mate comes running along and SPLAT!

His body folded in half and started having spasms

daymouse · 18-11-2009, 2:44 PM

Mine seem to be with sticky semtex!

On Rundown doing team death match. Ran round a corner to be confonted by an enemy on a balcony. Instead of shooting me he decided to try and jump on my head and stab me (i assume) Anyway all in half a second as he was jumping off i threw my sticky semtex which stuck to him so as he landed he blew up!

Next time again on team death match but on Skidrow this time. Theres a green lit room (think with flares) and what looks like a bookshelf in the middle?
Not actually sure where i was going only played it a couple of times!
Anyway found myself on the level above the green lit room and noticed holes in the floorboards. I thought lets chuck some semtex down there and see what happens, just as i chuck it an enemy runs past and sticks to him killing him and a team mate!
Now the best bit is, it was the game winning kill so everyone was treat to a replay! Everyone just laughed and said nice shot!

PRODIGY8 · 18-11-2009, 3:01 PM

mine would have to be dropping a care package on to one of my team mates

****ing quality!

Also done the care package suicide as well.

another would be trying to get a care package to drop through the gaps in the ceiling on Terminal and failing......twice!

S7005H · 18-11-2009, 3:07 PM

First one was a bit of a bug in the game (also occured on COD4 & WaW sometimes).

On invasion threw a frag which killed an enemy attempting to hide by one of the large metal bins, he became merged with the bin and spasming manically after death which looked quite funny.

The next one mentioned in a different post was going on a 12kills 0death streak on skidrow after all the enemy team tried to pile through the same door way so that i got my care package which was a attack helicopter which quickly led to me getting my 7 kill streak harrier followed by the 11 kill streak AC130 only for me to fire one shot resulting in the game winning kill, which was rather annoying but also satisfying at the same time, i wanted to pummel the enemies

So annoying when you have never had the pleasure of using the AC130!

DongaTon · 18-11-2009, 3:44 PM

Semtex is certainly the cause of much hilarity for me, ESP combined with Ninja Pro silent footsteps!

Best moment for me so far was on FFA on Afghan. I'd respawned in the rear deadend section of the fuselage and was immediately pinned down by some git with a sniper rifle in the bunker with the little narrow window, the smaller bunker in the middle of the map, who appeared to be spawnkilling tut tut.
I couldn't even make a run for it, so primed my Semtex, peeked out and launched it towards the wee window.
I only went and stickied him with it, right on his head!!!

BOOM. The anguished squeals of anger and subsequent disbelief as he watched the killcam hAd EVERYONE laughing even though they didn't know what it was about! He swore at me the rest of the game, which I won comfortably

Also funnywas getting the 2 headshots, 1 bullet callsign and unlock on Rust and heAring their disbelief on watching the killcam, lol- what a shot that was.

daymouse · 18-11-2009, 3:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PRODIGY8

mine would have to be dropping a care package on to one of my team mates

****ing quality!

Also done the care package suicide as well.

another would be trying to get a care package to drop through the gaps in the ceiling on Terminal and failing......twice!

Whats the care package suicide? I want to have a go!

Pinky Floyd · 18-11-2009, 3:49 PM

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Originally Posted by daymouse

Whats the care package suicide? I want to have a go!

Better if you find out for yourself

S7005H · 18-11-2009, 3:49 PM

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Originally Posted by daymouse

Whats the care package suicide? I want to have a go!

It's where you call a care package in directly on your/or you teammates head.

My friend did it the other night to much

ODP · 18-11-2009, 3:50 PM

Me and my mate were playing on Skid Row, and i had the riot shield on and he was running behind me using my cover, anyway after a couple of minutes someone on the other team got his out and two people hid behind him and we had a few hilarious epic battles in the tunnel bits, had a good laugh about it with the randomers afterwards in the lobby aswell..
sometimes you find people who have a sense of humor on COD and you can have some good games, 99% of the time it will be a pre pubecent 12yo abusing you for various reasons

kav · 18-11-2009, 3:56 PM

I stuck someone with a peachy semtex shot last night, and stood there smugly watching him, waiting for him to explode, as he moved towards me. He moved closer and closer, but still it didn't click that he was doing the kamikaze hucklebuck on me...boom.

Used to happen me all the time on Gears of War as well.

PRODIGY8 · 18-11-2009, 4:02 PM

Was playing HQ and died so was spectating some dude on my team who was protecting the HQ using a riot shield.

Some guy from the opposite team comes in to the HQ who was also using a riot shield, the both of them started hitting each other with their riot shields.

was really funny, they must of been hitting each other for a good 30 secs and getting absolutely no where! until someone stormed in and shot the guy on my team from behind.

W0LFIE · 18-11-2009, 6:19 PM

Last night on domination with some AVF.
3 of us were frantically trying to capture a flag in this building on Quarry and it wasn't working. We kept diving in & out & running around etc etc
After couple of minutes the penny dropped that we weren't all on the same team, I was insergent & they were US ... they killed me and then took the flag.

*GarythePotato* · 18-11-2009, 8:51 PM

Hearing three other people on my team shout "YEAH!!! GARY! GARY! GARY!" after I called in an emergency airdrop

. We absolutely annihilated the other team with a Harrier strike, Predator missile, UAV jammer and a sentry gun

. We were on Wasteland, by the way. One of my least favourite maps, hehe.

Sniper Ash6 · 19-11-2009, 10:12 AM

My mate was telling me how there was a guy with a riot shield, he threw semtex at him which stuck on the shield. The guy saw it and thought he'd swap the shield with a gun on the floor but only ended up putting it on his back

Probably the funniest but most cruel thing i have done is getting a care package and emergency drop on Terminal, getting two sentry guns from them and putting them in an arc around the weapons cache we had to defend in demolition, a claymore behind just to make sure and i had it totally locked down

spikecast · 19-11-2009, 10:37 AM

Best game I had was the other night, got to the end of the round on Derail, a guy on our team dropped a care package on an enemies head to win the round, was so funny watching it on the replay. The guy was going mental in the lobby afterwards!

RationalGaze · 19-11-2009, 10:39 AM

My funniest moment has to be when I got the final kill in a TDM for the first time. I was playing one of the city maps, forgot the name, but it was near the end of the match and I could see on my radar that there was an enemy around the corner of the building I was next to. I couldn't see him since the shop windows were too high, so I just through a grenade through and then the match ended and I saw I got the final kill. Then we all saw the 1 in a million kill - the grenade went through the shop window on my side, out the window on the other side, across the street and through the car window of the car wreck the enemy was hiding behind, out the rear windscreen and straight into the guy's face. Then it dropped right at his feet and blew him up!

qwerty321 · 19-11-2009, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by RationalGaze

My funniest moment has to be when I got the final kill in a TDM for the first time. I was playing one of the city maps, forgot the name, but it was near the end of the match and I could see on my radar that there was an enemy around the corner of the building I was next to. I couldn't see him since the shop windows were too high, so I just through a grenade through and then the match ended and I saw I got the final kill. Then we all saw the 1 in a million kill - the grenade went through the shop window on my side, out the window on the other side, across the street and through the car window of the car wreck the enemy was hiding behind, out the rear windscreen and straight into the guy's face. Then it dropped right at his feet and blew him up!

Thats amazing!

Considering it was done within the 5 seconds it takes for the grenade to blow!

RationalGaze · 19-11-2009, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by qwerty321

Thats amazing!

Considering it was done within the 5 seconds it takes for the grenade to blow!

It was from my side of the corner to his side of the corner on the opposite side of the road. Wasn't like it was across the map!

daymouse · 19-11-2009, 4:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RationalGaze

My funniest moment has to be when I got the final kill in a TDM for the first time. I was playing one of the city maps, forgot the name, but it was near the end of the match and I could see on my radar that there was an enemy around the corner of the building I was next to. I couldn't see him since the shop windows were too high, so I just through a grenade through and then the match ended and I saw I got the final kill. Then we all saw the 1 in a million kill - the grenade went through the shop window on my side, out the window on the other side, across the street and through the car window of the car wreck the enemy was hiding behind, out the rear windscreen and straight into the guy's face. Then it dropped right at his feet and blew him up!

Well done matey, best ive done, I was in a doorway of a building peeking out to the left, my mate comes round the corner of the building and sees me, we both have a pop at each other duck back in at which point i hear the drop of a grenade at my feet in the doorway! problem my mate has, he never cooks his grenades! Knowing this i strafe out pick the grenade up just as i throw it back towards him he pops his head out! the grenade then hits him in the head and blows up!

This was back on COD4 but still makes me chuckle how much it wound him up! Still remind him of it today just to wind him up when were playin!

Note - Ive yet to tag him with some semtex! Cant wait!

RationalGaze · 19-11-2009, 4:49 PM

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Originally Posted by daymouse

Well done matey, best ive done, I was in a doorway of a building peeking out to the left, my mate comes round the corner of the building and sees me, we both have a pop at each other duck back in at which point i hear the drop of a grenade at my feet in the doorway! problem my mate has, he never cooks his grenades! Knowing this i strafe out pick the grenade up just as i throw it back towards him he pops his head out! the grenade then hits him in the head and blows up!

This was back on COD4 but still makes me chuckle how much it wound him up! Still remind him of it today just to wind him up when were playin!

Note - Ive yet to tag him with some semtex! Cant wait!

Haha! I always forget about throwing grenades back, I tend to just run as far away as possible

And I'm not yet brave enough to try semtext someone. I'm too scared they will turn around and shoot me as I'm preparing to throw it. Have to try it soon though! Wonder if there is an achievement for it?