Bush To Write A Book

SimonH · 13-01-2009, 1:59 PM

Bush adds writing a book to his to-do list | Books | guardian.co.uk

Wow, that's going to be a lot of writing for his ghost writer.

Wonder how big the pictures will be and whether it will have a Ladybird down the spine.

Razor · 13-01-2009, 2:02 PM

I think they are just swapping out Elmo for Bush and re-releasing it.

OldAndSenile · 13-01-2009, 2:03 PM

I look forward to reading this to my 1 year-old daughter when it's released...

SimonH · 13-01-2009, 2:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Razor

I think they are just swapping out Elmo for Bush and re-releasing it.

ROFL

SimonH · 13-01-2009, 2:05 PM

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Originally Posted by OldAndSenile

I look forward to reading this to my 1 year-old daughter when it's released...

Apparently Bush will be required to write at least 10 pages himself, so your daughter will probably be at college.

Eltee · 13-01-2009, 2:11 PM

That caterpillar could get very hungry....

IAN P · 13-01-2009, 2:50 PM

Better give the proof reader more money then,don't wanna misunderestimate the guy would you.

Give the preface to Rumsfeld while their at it.

"There are things we know that we don't know" etc,etc

xit2050 · 13-01-2009, 2:53 PM

"In a galaxy, far, far away..."

eric pisch · 13-01-2009, 2:56 PM

A suitable title

Gerorge W's popup book of **** UPS !

PoochJD · 13-01-2009, 6:55 PM

Hi,

I think it's fab that Georgie W is getting into writing!

Good on him!

Admittedly, I'm not quite sure just how popular "The Ladybird Guide To Being A Dips*it" is going to prove to most readers!

Pooch

JAMFish72 · 13-01-2009, 7:04 PM

Remarkable. He'll be the first monkey in history to attempt to write!

pandemic · 13-01-2009, 7:25 PM

That's an insult to monkeys

lostinspace · 13-01-2009, 7:53 PM

Hope it comes in a nice carrycase so I can keep the crayons nearby.

Fozzybear · 13-01-2009, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Razor

I think they are just swapping out Elmo for Bush and re-releasing it.

"Bush's Big Book of WMDs"?

Naaktgeboren · 13-01-2009, 10:40 PM

Something like this works

nicklone86 · 13-01-2009, 11:03 PM

Poor guy, really, really doesn't help himself. As if he wasn't already enough of a joke.

Fozzybear · 13-01-2009, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CloggyNL

Something like this works

namuk · 13-01-2009, 11:58 PM

Class

brian s · 14-01-2009, 1:00 AM

Bush To Write A Book?

Immposibale, imppossabile, dammmn I'll get it wright soone.

GWB

PoochJD · 14-01-2009, 11:58 PM

Hi,

Maybe he'll write a special book for the alphabet. For example.

A is for Afghanistan (A country I invaded.)
A is also for Abu Gharaib (It's just like Oz: it doesn't exist)

B is for Blair (He's my best friend.)

C is for Catastrophe, Cock-Up and Clueless. (That's 3 ways to describe me.)
C is also for Condoleeza. (I just love that lady.)

D is for Dumbass. (Self-explanatory)

E is a Drug I like lots. (Oops, sorry about that Dad!)

F is for Foot-In-Mouth (I make a lot of these. ALSO SEE "Q" for Quotes!)

G is for Gormless, ('cause that's what everyone thinks of me)

H is for Hurricanes (I knew, but didn't know where)

I is for Ignorant (because that's just me)

J is for Jugs (pass me the milk please)

K is for Katrina (my failure to act)

M is for Middle East (I just love to invade Iranistan!)
M is also for Muppet (Brian Henson's invited me on to Sesame Street. He thinks I'll fit right in.)

N is for 9/11 (The day I got caught, reading in class.)

O is for Organised Chaos (well, that's what I'm saying my career was)

P is for Practice, Practice, Practice (I still didn't get the hang of being a President)

Q is for Quotes, and that old saying in Tennessee "I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

R is for Richer Me (I'm simply made of money now.)

S is for Size 8 (the shoe that was thrown at me.)

T is for Tony Blair (Did I say how much that guy means to me?)

U is for Umbridge (Not my home town!)

V is for Victorious (That's me, through-and-through.)

W is for WMD (But not on my watch)

X is for Cross ('cause people keep swearing at me)

Y is for Huh (I really don't get the question you're all asking.)

Z is for Zebra (I love them road markings you have in England.)

And so on, and so forth!

In fact, if any AV Forum members wishes to continue, with decent or alternate (read, funny) examples for the rest of the alphabet, then feel free to do so.

We can then get Ladybird to publish it as "George W Bush Learns To Count... The Days Till His Career Hits The Skids Forever!"

Pooch

namuk · 15-01-2009, 12:06 AM

It could also be based on a True story, which would be very good i love True storys..

SimonH · 15-01-2009, 9:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoochJD

Hi,

Maybe he'll write a special book for the alphabet. For example.

A is for Afghanistan (A country I invaded.)
B is for Blair (He's my best friend.)
C is for Catastrophe, Cock-Up and Clueless. (That's 3 ways to describe me.)
D is for Dumbass. (Self-explanatory)
E is a Drug I like lots. (Oops, sorry about that Dad!)
F is for Foot-In-Mouth (I make a lot of these. ALSO SEE "Q" for Quotes!)

And so on, and so forth!

In fact, if any AV Forum members wishes to continue, with decent (read, funny) examples for the rest of the alphabet, then feel free to do so.

We can then get Ladybird to publish it as "George W Bush Learns To Coun... The Days Till His Career Hits The Skids Forever!"

Pooch

K is for Katrina, which I knew about in advance but did nothing about, hey they ain't white down there.

T is for Torture, It's illegal under US law but I did it anyway.

Ian J · 15-01-2009, 11:34 AM

I know it's fashionable to make jokes at George Bush's expense claiming that he is unintelligent when in reality he is probably far more intelligent than anyone contributing to this thread but I find his gaffes rather endearing as they show that he is human rather than an automaton which is what so many seem to prefer.

I strongly disagree with his policies but that has nothing to do with his intelligence levels.

SimonH · 15-01-2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Ian J

I know it's fashionable to make jokes at George Bush's expense claiming that he is unintelligent when in reality he is probably far more intelligent than anyone contributing to this thread b.

Speak for yourself Ian , thanks very much, quite a statement to suggest everybody particpating in this thread is far less intellegent than Bush.

I would say many of his policies are down to his intellegence or lack therof , that and the fact the guy can barely string a sentance together lends me to believe he's barely the brightest candle.

Why on earth you would believe he's "far more intelligent" than anybody in this thread , gawd only knows. What evidence we have of GWB's intellegence is scant indeed.

Don't judge us all by your intellectual prowess :-)

Revaan · 15-01-2009, 1:12 PM

"How I Become Americas Most Successful President"

First draft handed to the publishers on January 20, 2001.
As of January 20, 2009, no amendments have been made and can go to print immediately.