Where do i get this remote ?

03-02-2002, 7:15 AM

Im due in hospital soon for a double hernia operation ( cant wait)
and im stuck at home for two to four weeks.
So what im looking for is a dvd remote one that can change the dvds in my marantz 4100 ose
Do you know where i could get one!

It would have to be able to change the discs from one to the other,and make the odd cup of tea!!!!

Im thinking something in champagne colour,with blue eyes and long legs about 5foot 8 would fit the bill,and for once it would be great if it could dissapear down the back of the settee When the wife comes home from work LOL
Well i would laugh if it didnt hurt so much

ive tried

www.housemaidsuk.co.uk

www.streetcorner .com

but had no luck !!!

only a little joke no offence ment to the ladys on the forum im just so excited at going under th knife

Ian J · 03-02-2002, 11:22 AM

Keep all of your DVD's near you at all times and when you want to watch a new one all you have to do is press open and then flick the new one over to the player as you would a frisbee.

Flippers might cause you a problem though.

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Im thinking something in champagne colour,with blue eyes and long legs about 5foot 8

My ex wife fits the bill quite nicely but unlike most "multi use" remotes that cost a fortune to buy this one will cost you a fortune to get rid of.

pointon · 03-02-2002, 1:04 PM

Buy a longer scart lead and situate the player and your discs next to you. You might need a pillow though, to put over the player when playing to muffle out the sound of the disc spinning.

Ian J · 03-02-2002, 1:27 PM

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You might need a pillow though, to put over the player when playing to muffle out the sound of the disc spinning.

That's easy. Steal a supermarket trolley and put the dvd player in that so that after changing the disc you can push it away from you.

Don't forget to tie a piece of string to it so that you can haul it back again

03-02-2002, 1:33 PM

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It would have to be able to change the discs from one to the otherand make the odd cup of tea!!!!

Forget the DVD just get a goblin teasmaid............

pointon · 03-02-2002, 1:36 PM

Have you tried calling an escort service?

"You heard me. I want someone to come help with slipping my disc in."

03-02-2002, 1:47 PM

Things are getting desperate,got my dog to do it, did the frisby thing nice idea! missed aim so the dog fetched it in from the dining room like a good Rover that he is,Jumped up the a/v stand placed it in the drawer scratched my amp, jammed the player too much slober.Back to bonio's.i think im illusinating oops toooooo many pain killers today cant see and cant spell ill have to stick with
Kilroy,Tricia and the like

Ian J · 03-02-2002, 1:50 PM

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ill have to stick with Kilroy,Tricia and the like

Things can't be that bad

Ian J · 03-02-2002, 1:53 PM

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just get a goblin teasmaid

Back to my ex wife again I see

03-02-2002, 7:15 AM	#1
RATMARK Guest Posts: n/a	Where do i get this remote ? Advertisement Want to Advertise? Im due in hospital soon for a double hernia operation ( cant wait) and im stuck at home for two to four weeks. So what im looking for is a dvd remote one that can change the dvds in my marantz 4100 ose Do you know where i could get one! It would have to be able to change the discs from one to the other,and make the odd cup of tea!!!! Im thinking something in champagne colour,with blue eyes and long legs about 5foot 8 would fit the bill,and for once it would be great if it could dissapear down the back of the settee When the wife comes home from work LOL Well i would laugh if it didnt hurt so much ive tried www.housemaidsuk.co.uk www.streetcorner .com but had no luck !!! only a little joke no offence ment to the ladys on the forum im just so excited at going under th knife
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03-02-2002, 1:47 PM	#7
RATMARK Guest Posts: n/a	Things are getting desperate,got my dog to do it, did the frisby thing nice idea! missed aim so the dog fetched it in from the dining room like a good Rover that he is,Jumped up the a/v stand placed it in the drawer scratched my amp, jammed the player too much slober.Back to bonio's.i think im illusinating oops toooooo many pain killers today cant see and cant spell ill have to stick with Kilroy,Tricia and the like
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