I'm sorry to hear that. Surely somebody must love you?
(Try "loath" or "loth").
A special thin, twin "shotgun" cable can be used for twin runs from the LNB. This is a *general* statement and doesn't refer only to SKY+ although the Sky ladder monkeys will normally use it for SKY+ as it does NOT require a larger hole in the wall.
Drawback is that it has higher losses than H109 or CT100 so the maximum recommended length is only 20 metres (unless your signal is exceptionally high already or you use a larger dish). Other slight drawback is that it uses special "F" connectors. These and cable and special cable clips (for wall) are available from
satcure and possibly other suppliers.
Fman