Any Ray Moore Tales?

[Garrett]

As we don’t have a radio section I thought this may be the best one to put this in.

On the radio some years ago early in the morning Ray Moore use to have radio show and he use to come out with some really weird and amusing things.
One was tips on making life easy and one of the tip was, if you’re in a rush in the morning the night before boil a kettle of water, and in the morning you’ll only have to warm it up for a brew.

He also use to ask folk to write in with what he called Taradidles here is one he recalled.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

Anyone eles remamber any other funnies of his program?