[Russell.Williams]

Peter,

Thankyou, thankyou for one of the seriously amusing threads I've read in a long, long time.

I'm weeping with joy at the quality of prose and had to nip outside for a breath of fresh air prior to replying. So overcome was I pleasure, that I had to calm myself prior to an initial response. Their will be many here abouts that will confirm that I'm not normally short of a word or two, especially where less would do! Indeed, as a 'lurker' you may well have noted such detail for yourself.

It's sad, but as of recent times, I had begun to expect every new contributor to post in a language that was understandable only to the 'text' generation alone. We'd consider ourselves lucky if they had taken the time to appreciate such arcane concepts as punctuation, capital letters and, god forbid, paragraphs.

None the less, calmed as I now am and replete with oxygen, I have considered a reasonable response to your entirely reasonable question and it is this;

Get a hold of your ******** and buy the sub you so clearly want. It's Monolith time!

Yours, hoping to be of further help,

Russell